Now I must make a few things clear
- We already know we are idiots. You don't need to tell us.
- I know I can't sing in tune and I don't hold any belief that I can
- Yes we do have far too much time on our hands
Our two genius minds could probably do incredible things for the world but we'd have to work hard and get involved in a load of boring stuff so this is millions of miles more fun and now that it's done we give THIS as our gift to the world and put our feet up for the festive period.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! (Pass the sprouts)
If you think it's incredible then share it with everyone you know to make us famous, if you hate it then give us loads of abuse, we can take it.
(downloadable mp3 version on its way very very soon.....)
The lyrics:
ReplyDeleteWhen the snowman brings the snow
Well he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile, on somebody's face
If you jump into your bed
Quickly cover up your head
Don't you lock the doors
You know that fat Santa Claus is on the way
Well I wish it could be Christmas, every day
When the kids start singing and the bongos begin to play
Oh, I wish it could be Christmas, every day
Let the bells ring out for Christmas
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Jammin around the Christmas Tree
At the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Every couple tries to stop
Jammin around the Christmas Tree
Let the Christmas Spirit ring
Later we'll have some sprouts and gravy
And we'll do some caroling
You will get a sentimental feeling
When you hear voices singing, "Let's be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly"
Jammin around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone's dancing merrily
In a new old fashioned way
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Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall
It's the time that every Santa has a ball
Does he ride a red nosed reindeer
Does a ton-up on his sleigh
Do the faries keep him sober for a day.
So here it is Merry Xmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun.
So here it is Merry Xmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just beeeguuuuuuuuun.
Hey mum
pass the sprouts
hey dad
pass the sprouts
bro are you eaten them?
pass the sprouts
i'm still hungry
pass the sprouts
mash em up with gravy
pass the sprouts