My view on life has evolved over time to arrive at the belief that all people are equal. Nobody is more important than me but I am no more important than anybody else, an a-list celebrity is no more important than a homeless drunk, a human's life is no more precious than a smelly rat holds theirs to be.
However, having just seen the result of Black Friday arriving in the UK from the USA, I feel justified in looking down my nose with an air of superiority at our moronic zombie nation wrestling strangers in supermarkets for a half price televisions that they don't even need, they don't need one but IT'S HALF PRICE and I saw it first bitch! give it to me, IT'S MINE!
I was going to describe the hordes of Black Friday shoppers as animals
but decided that this would be a huge insult to the entire animal
kingdom, most of whom manage to resist superficial desires to own a
brand new dyson vacuum despite Tesco emailing to say there's a whopping
60% off today!
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| yeah mum, new phone, got in the sale, rrridit |
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| Asda at 4am to get this ipad, it was fuckin mental in there |
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| should've got that dyson, this ain't pickin up, wonder if there's any left..... |
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