Showing posts with label glasto. Show all posts
Showing posts with label glasto. Show all posts

Thursday, 7 July 2016

The Bass Operator, Operating





5 days of indulging in fantastical Glastonbury madness and my best memories happen to be when we took a break from it all.  Saturday afternoon the three of us climbed up the hill to the highest point of the festival and sat there for a couple of hours drinking beer, looking down on the whole site, chatting shit and listening to the rumble and noise of 200,000 people revelling beneath us.  That different perspective shared with friends was Glasto magic enhanced by a random encounter with some bloke called Ali!

We watched some fella trudge all the way up the hill carrying a guitar and a rather tinny sounding amplifier.  He slowly ambled over, stopped in front of us and started playing a trangin funk groove on his bass and just repeated the same groove over and over again, but repetition is fine you've found the best bassline ever to be heard by a human ear.  A few pauses to swap banter and then back to the groove with some rap type chants thrown in.  The exclusive video above shows a couple of minutes of this legendary performance, THE best act of Glastonbury Festival 2016 played to a small but exuberant crowd of three.





https://youtu.be/xFKgsEQOECk


Tuesday, 5 July 2016

Flowers to the people

The best festival in the world, even when it's horrifically muddy.  The attention to detail on such a huge scale is incredible.  Here's some more photos from Glasto 2016 but these ones I didn't take.   These are nicked from glastonburyfestivals.co.uk

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Thursday, 30 June 2016

Glasto moments

 Well here we go then..... Glastonbury festival 2016, seen through the eyes of 3 men who are nearly 40 but still think they are young lads.

 here's how it went with a load of photos.....

Sunday, 6 October 2013

Glasto is NOT go!!!

GUTTED!
No Glastonbury tickets!

Have spent most of Sunday morning staring at a screen that says "could not connect to glastonbury.seetickets.com".  Had three devices on trying to connect, phone in hand and Gaz and Jay trying at their end too.  After about an hour of trying actually got onto the booking page, entered reg details, entered address and card details, clicked book tickets...... yes! we're going to Glastonbury!!!.....

.....something went wrong

what a load of horse shit!

I hope it rains

Friday, 19 July 2013

Where's Jonny?

Obviously if you read the post on how to get noticed then you will have found it extremely funny even if you only bothered to read half way through, so following on from that and having watched the footage in full of Palma Violets at Glastonbury I didn't realise how world famous I had become! The missed calls I didn't return last week were probably Michael Parkinson and Jonathon Ross.  So without wanting to invite cries of "you've got too much time on your hands" I have taken a few image stills from the BBC footage and this time edited out the big white arrow so that you can play an excitingly fun game of 'Where's Jonny?' in the crowd.  I also have to warn that this blog has become far too light hearted recently and I can feel a big post on the war by proxy in Syria trying to force its way out very soon.
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Hope you've enjoyed playing Where's Jonny?, please look out for the paperback version coming to all book shops (not just good ones) very soon.  I would also like to recommend getting yourself a copy of Palma Violets album '180', link from bands website here and also from amazon here.  My favourite album of recent times and the best band I saw at Glasto..

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

how to get noticed

I have a secret to share with readers of my blog, this secret is for you few people who clearly have nothing better to do than try and work out what the bloody hell I'm going on about.  Whether you've been an avid reader of the previous 237 posts or you've just stumbled across the inner workings of my meandering mind for the first time you are about to be rewarded.  How to get noticed..... many people try hard all their lives to stand out from the crowd, some people want to be on tv, some want to get promoted at work, some people just want Gary Lineker to reply, to just reply to just one of their tweets just once, some people want their parents to be proud of them when they've done a good bit of colouring in, some people want to be recognised as the face around town on a Friday night.  Whatever it is that you want well I can promise you that in the next few seconds you will know how to get noticed!
Okay now browse over the photograph below and see if any one person immediately catches your attention, now look again and study a bit closer and see if your eye is drawn anywhere, are you still looking at the same person maybe? 

palma violets at the park stage glastonbury 2013
 This image was captured at Glastonbury festival 2013 where as you might expect there were several hundreds of people many of whom can be seen in this image.  Now despite there being performers on stage, a security fella in a high vis jacket, someone carrying a big yellow flag and a man waving (both) his hand(s) in the air for some reason that's not who you notice is it?  No, somebody else jumps out and this one particular person you have (without knowing why) studied more closely than everyone else.  This is not a coincidence, and as I promised the secret will now be shared so that you too can master this unique skill and get noticed by friends, family, colleagues and complete strangers.  All you need to do to receive the FREE 'How To Get Noticed' instruction manual is send a small administration fee of £35 plus £3.65 to cover packaging and postage and within seconds you will stand out from crowd.  Notice your career flourish, your popularity amongst friends rocket, your notoriety around town increase and your parents at last after all these years start sticking your drawings on the fridge door.  

Photo credits- image of John Brand courtesy of the BBC from Glastonbury festival 2013 at The Park stage during Palma Violets set on Friday 28th June.  Full video footage can be seen via this link http://www.bbc.co.uk/events/ej58q9/acts/a9dmxj#p01c234q

Thursday, 4 July 2013

Glastonbury

Late on Thursday night at Glastonbury I was wandering around fairly aimlessly thinking it was time to call it a night and head back to the tent when something drew me toward an opening into a field, I could hear music and continued to wander and found modest sized tent full of people with a foot stomping band playing and buzzing atmosphere.  This was Small World hidden away in the Green Fields which little did I know at that point would become my favourite place to be in the whole festival and the starting point of a crazy and random Saturday night.
I arrived on Wednesday by myself.  Different friends had missed out on tickets or had tickets and cancelled them but I decided I wasn't going to give up my ticket and was happy enough to go off on my own personal adventure.  Pitched up my tent somewhere between the stone circle and the park which was just as I'd planned.  It was hot and sunny and I wandered around a bit before setting off to get myself a drink, I ended up buying 2 ciders from a girl who said she'd bought too many and this saved me waiting in the mass of people crowded around the bar.  It was I discovered the 8% 'festival strengh' cider which I drank a bit too fast and after one or two more I felt quite drunk.  My drunkeness encouraged me to buy some herbal stimulants from a stall which made me feel weird and later I was sick outside my tent.
Thursday I stayed off the booze, the main festival doesn't start until tomorrow but there's still plenty to see.  After a sunny morning the rain started in the afternoon, I got a bit fed up being by myself and wondered how I'd get on the rest of the weekend.  Even though I was sick last night I for no good reason tried some more of the herbal highs I bought yesterday, can't be that strong if there legal right?  A little while later I was spaced out in my tent and slept through a few hours of rain.  The rain had stopped later at night and I pulled myself together to go wandering again and later found the Small World tent where the Scallywags were playing to a small but excited packed crowd.
Friday morning everywhere was muddy, it had rained through the night and all the paths were churned up but the sun was out already though and I had plenty of bands to see today.  Not what you normally expect to do while at a festival but confirmed booking for holiday to Costa Rica and Panama for later in the year which gave me a lift and a big smiley face for the rest of the day. Watched Beady Eye and The Hives at The Other Stage who were both great and then trekked down to The Gully stage and watched a reggae band called Laid Blak.  Was going to watch Miles Kane in the John Peel tent but decided to skip that and get down to The Park in good time to see Palma Violets.  This turned out to be the best band I saw all weekend, youthful reckless attitude and great music.  Decided to have a few ciders while waiting for Django Django, the band I'd wanted to see most out of the whole line up and In real geek style I'd got right to the front against the barrier.  they were good but don't quite seem to cut it live, more exciting to listen to on your mp3 player cycling to work than to watch live, a bit harsh as maybe they weren't that bad but the comparison against the onstage energy of Palma Violets didn't help.  After Django Django finished I grabbed another cider and thought maybe I could get to the Pyramid Stage in time for Arctic Monkeys, which I could have done if I hadn't got distracted by the silent disco tent, dancing with strangers all wearing headphones was a bit surreal but good enough fun for quite a while.  At gone midnight I went to Arcadia, which is hard to describe but I'll try 20 metre high mechanical flame throwing spider light show with DJ booth and trapeze artists.  You can stand right under it while it's all going on and the huge balls of fire exploding from the spider's head burn your face.  erm yeh just look it up.
Saturday I ventured down to the circus and cabaret fields, I hadn't realised there was so much stuff down there.  I watched two bands at the Williams Green tent and then went back over to the cabaret tent where it seemed professor Brian Cox had become the highlight of the festival, you couldn't get inside and masses of people crowded outside even though they couldn't see or hear anything, bit pointless so I went and watched some children's comedy/cabaret/circus act nearby sat in the sun and Katherine Ryan in the comedy tent.  All sorts of bands and strangely dressed people walking around as well as trolls sprinting around in groups shouting and giving 'free hugs'.  Wasn't really interested in any music today until Major Lazer and Public Enemy on West Holts stage at night.  The Rolling stones and Chase and Status are also on but all clash and I've said all along I'm gonna see Public Enemy so that's were I'll be later..... maybe.  Afternoon I got a free meal from the Hari Krishnas (as I did the day before) then and wandered back up to the Green Fields, I was getting a bit bored again but small random events were about to change things.  I spotted a band playing in the Small World marque and realised that was the place I found on Thursday night and so went and sat just outside in the sun and listened to the band. A girl nearby asked me was I staying for a while? If so could I watch her things while she went to the toilets?  I said yes and when she returned we talked for a while until her friends came over.  They suggested I joined them and from there one long party started.  I drank beer, lots of rum, smoked weed and whatever was passed to me.  One of the girls Alesha was the most spontaneous person I've ever met, if we walked past something that caught her attention that was it, lets go there, I'm buying this, lets drink more rum.  She ended up with 2 soft toys (a squirrel and an owl), a new tshirt, a hat stolen from a man's head, a fake fur coat, sunglasses and a drink at every bar we passed.  All the stuff she bought she had lost by the end of the night. So we reached the Pyramid stage about half an hour before the Rollings Stones were due to come on..... yes that's right I had a change of heart when people kept saying to me "you're not watching them? but it's the Rolling fucking Stones!!!", the crowd was the biggest I've ever seen, it was packed right back to the food stalls way back at the sides and way back to the campsites at the back as far as I could see.  In the middle it was a crammed mass of people and flags, the atmosphere was buzzing.  When I was told "Cmon we're getting to the front" I said "we've got no chance!" but 30 minutes later I had been dragged pretty much there!  As we were pushing through some people laugh and let us past others seem to think there's some kind of queuing system and go out of their way to not let us past.  I was going to miss this but I'm glad I didn't, thoroughly enjoyed the massive occasion, the music, the fuzzyness of my head and the random chance of events that had led me here.  After the Stones via a few bars we went to Arcadia (the giant fire breathing spider) and caught Fat Boy Slim's DJ set and then after a bit of wandering and refuelling of intoxicating substances we ended back at Small World, danced a bit to the amazing Carnival Collective in the early hours and then chilled out until... well, sunrise.  Went up to the stone circle after sunrise to find that last nights party was still in full swing to the sound of crazy bongo playing.  Parted company and by the time I got back to my tent it was about 0830am.  I tried to get some sleep but after lying in my tent for two hours with the noise of Sunday starting and the sun coming out again I decided to get up and get on with it.
Sunday was spent mostly by myself again, I hadn't really arranged to meet up, didn't know where they were and didn't want to seem like I was clinging on to anyone for company so set off to wander the festival for one last day.  It was blazing hot again and I was burning myself quite a decent suntan, I lounged outside Small world listening to the bands for a bit before heading off to Williams Green to catch what should have been a great few hours with The View, Palma Violets and The Vaccines all one after the other but unfortunately The View had cancelled and so I set off wandering watching circus acts and random bands.  By the time I returned to see Palma Violets for the second time of the weekend the smallish tent was packed full and huge crowds surrounded the tent, I could hear well enough and see a tiny bit so stayed for the whole set.  It was going to get a bit silly for The Vaccines playing a smaller stage mid afternoon and so still feeling dazed from the night before I wandered off.  There wasn't really much else I wanted to see today and so later on I briefly saw a bit of Smashing Pumpkins and then decided I'd go watch Bobby Womack which I got bored off after a few songs and thought I'd go back to my second home, Small World, sat next to the fire watching the bands with a peppermint tea.  Later on the girls I met yesterday showed up, chatted for a bit and got an 'early night' at about 3am as I had to be up early to get the coach home.
Monday morning I'd packed everything up and set off to the coach park by 0630, the site was still rocking, you could hear bongos echoing over from the stone circle, little tents still pumping music out and cheery people staggering back to their tents.  It took a good 40 minutes to trek across the site, the festival is massive.  Despite arriving alone I've loved it, the times when I got fed up was not because I was bored but because I was thinking how brilliant it would have been if a few of my friends had made it.  Next year I'll be back, with friends hopefully but if not I'll still be back.....

Thursday, 28 March 2013

Glasto

Now THAT is a festival line up! Take note v festival with all your x-factor kids, if you want to be taken seriously then look at this http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/
Some bands I'm excited to see are Django Django and Palma violets, and then there's the once in a lifetime have to see... Public enemy! Yes you heard! Throw in the xx, chase and status, portishead, netsky, the rolling stones, crystal castles, vampire weekend, skream, smashing pumpkins and already its looking like a very random absolutely classic line up.  Also just to make it even better... Well, it's Glastonbury

Sunday, 7 October 2012

glasto is go!

Survived the online ticket scramble and got myself a glastonbury ticket, well done me! been telling myself there was some skill involved, I think my button pressing was stealth-like enabling me to beat the system and sneak onto the booking page.
Unfortunately Bec isn't going, she didn't want to because it will clash with triathlon season, it's a shame because Bec is the best fun ever at Glastonbury, wont be the same without her.
I managed to get tickets for Wil and Sadie too with my skillful button pressing but feel a bit bad because Keith had no luck and I could have got him one too at the same time if we had been organised enough and swapped registration details in time, sorry Keith!

Sunday, 26 June 2011

triathlon, more beer, glasto

bec has done liverpool triathlon today, came 2nd - brilliant yet again.  i didnt go this time as i couldnt handle the immense effort it takes to get out of bed before 5am on a sunday.  i stayed home and watched a boring grand prix when i could have been outside enjoying the sunny weather.  

i've been in the dog house all weekend, after stumbling in at 2am on thursday night, i couldnt say no to a few more pints on friday night with ryan. only telling bec 30 mins before i left the house didnt go down too well.

its glastonbury weekend, last night and tonight have been spent watching it on tv.  must go again next time, its definitely the best festival in existence.  not seen much good stuff on tv this year though, really dont care about u2, coldplay, elbow and all that rubbish and cetainly not beyonce.  wouldnt have gone to see that sort of stuff if i'd been there anyway.  best acts i've seen on tv this year- chemical brothers, primal scream, pendulum and the vaccines.