So Rob was back over from Malta last week. He's been living and working over there for 2 years now and with his 2 yearly or so visit back to the sunny resort of Crewe I probably see him more now than I ever used to. It was good to see him (don't tell him that) and we probably get on better now than we used to (don't mention I said that either) with some relatively civilised conversation in between the usual silly nonsense of course. We met Adam and Pricey in the Flying Lady on Wednesday, on Thursday went round to visit Scott and Nat and then round Jay's for a beer, Friday we watched a weird film, met Aunty Robyn and cousin Becky round at the parents and then set out on a glamorous pub crawl of Crewe with Adam. The pub crawl if you can call it that started in The Borough Arms which I was surprised to find was extremely busy considering I always thought it was a bit of an old man's pub. It soon became apparent why the pub was absolutely packed when I went to order a drink, possibly something to do with 4 very attractive, young, foreign barmaids, maybe a coincidence but probably not. Next we went to The Hops for a ridiculously strong 11% beer and a game of jenga, left feeling rather light headed and nipped into the very empty and boring Duke of Bridgewater before finishing up in The Imperial. Probably should have stayed in the Borough Arms being as it was the only busy pub in town but it was really hot and sweaty in there due to all the men rubbing their legs and we needed to cool down with some fresh air.
Having just seen Rob I started reading his blog, he's not updated it for 2 years but I found a bit describing a trip to Italy that I found very funny (definitely don't tell him I said that).
Here's an excerpt;
Friday
Italians normally have a lavish breakfast with cakes and pastries... but not at the place I am staying
The city looks as good in daylight as it does at night
Food is expensive everywhere, do not sit down anywhere even in a greasy cafe or you will get stung... even if you are bored with eating sandwiches from snack bars
It’s stifling in summer here too
Florence is not that big but there is still so much to see and it tires you out after 7 hours walking around
The street sellers are so pushy you have to be very rude to them to make them stop pestering you... no problem for me
It’s very difficult not to spend money, even if you avoid all the museums
It’s weird when the guest house owner starts singing opera, clearly so we could hear it, and you have to sneak out so you don’t get drawn in to having to make compliments
When you order chicken breast, that is all you get... no garnish or chips or sauce. Reminder- do not eat out if you are being stingy
Don’t let negative experiences with food affect your holiday as a whole
Saturday
The guest house owners are ok after all
When I go on coach excursions I get in a really stupid mood making a dick of myself in front of new random people
San Gimignano is a very nice little medieval village but can be seen within 90 minutes
Siena is a whole new city to explore but again, do-able in 2-3 hours
When the coach company offer you a group meal for only 10euro a head, you should be sceptical about how much food you are actually going to get
New people seem to find me more interesting than I find myself
I don’t listen to guided tour commentaries, I just look around and think my own thoughts, so I should remember this in future and save money
The cathedral is very very nice, but if you keep taking flash photography, the security bloke will get you eventually even if you are good at hiding, and you will get told off
Visit to a farm in Chianti for food and wine sampling- shows how good things can taste when produced with quality and not processed or preserved
But everything comes back to money in the end and the farmer led us into his shop to buy his produce, which I didn’t
By the end of the trip, these new random people become your friends and thus you become answerable to your earlier childish behaviour
My mate’s behaviour is even worse than mine in this sort of atmosphere and I’m sure people went away thinking he’s a dick, and hopefully that I’m not one, but once they’re gone who cares?
In Italy, having a kebab seems to be the only cheap option for a late meal
A dessert called zuccotto is quite nice- an ice cream cake with alcohol and chocolate sauce
Sunday
When there are awkward silences, people often turn to me and mention something I’ve said or done to break the silence, but in doing so putting me in a bad light
Cold pizza slices for 3.50 do not capture the ideology of wonderful Italian food. The food in general I have found to be pretty average unless you are willing to spend a fortune
When someone is walking too slowly, being miserable and refusing to go into any museums (despite being in a major city for culture), get rid of them and go off by yourself
Even when you find the galleries or museums you want, there is either a big entrance fee or an even bigger queue... both of which are an adequate deterrent for me
Met up with mate again, then randomly bumped into one of his friends, who we took for a drink but made him pay
There is a reason why the museum Casa di Dante is only 4euro and no queue... so when I get bored I start causing mischief, hence I have not really grown up at all in the last 20 years
When all else fails, go into the serial killer museum and mark it down as cultural
After seeing the cathedral for the 100th time you are not amazed by it anymore, which is a shame as it is really a masterpiece
After 2 days of walking, you have seen all of Florence, but having not been in any of the main museums, I really want to see at least one of them
The kebab place really is the best option in the evening
Italy is quite intimidating when you don’t speak any of the language and when you get a bit irritated by crowds. Everybody seems to want your money but without you being there
But I have to admit it is a unique place to be with amazing scenery everywhere
Monday
Lucca is a nice medieval city surrounded by a big wall. Has impressive landmarks but in general is a bit run down and not a patch on Mdina
Saving money is one thing, but another thing is being too stingy so that I regret not doing things while I’m here
Even in coffee bars- stand up to drink to avoid extra charges
Viareggio- very nice looking holiday resort... like Sliema but with more space and more class
But there is only so long you can make a joke out of being lost while wandering around looking for the restaurant areas
The pizza in Italy is nice but not sure it justifies the praise from Italian chefs on TV trying to promote Italian food... or maybe I haven’t been to the right places
Never heard of a 15euro charge per day just to go on to the beach
Tomorrow I have to see an Art and Science museum or I won’t be happy...
Tuesday
No way I would ever join such a big queue for the Academia museum- so there’s that one struck off- at least I can say I was there
So the Uffizi and Academia are impossible to get in, just forget that they exist
The torture museum in Florence is really really shit and doesn’t make up for not going to those famous museums that don’t exist
When you are pinning all your hopes on seeing just one museum- the Galileo museum- then you find that it randomly closes at midday on Tuesdays, it pisses you off
Now I will go home having not really seen any culture at all
When you go for a consolation coffee and the bill comes and it’s 7euro (for two) it pisses you off even more... but you have to laugh it off in the end (remember not to sit down for any food or drink)
Nice big area the other side of Ponte Vecchio unexplored before today, including huge gardens, but of course they want your money and there are big queues so you can’t actually do anything you want to do
I’m eating too much ice cream
Santa Croce church is supposed to be a very special place, but I am so ignorant about religion and history I don’t know why
Fighting my way through crowds really gets to me especially after a whole week of it and can’t help letting it taint my general enjoyment
Would I end up hating all big cities after a few days?
The owners of that kebab shop in Florence now know us by name
Wednesday 14th
On the coach to Pisa, my head was full of songs I’ve learned/written so I’m glad the desire is still there somewhere
Pisa the town is a bit of a dump
But when you get to the area with the tower, it does feel like a special place to be, even though the setting is alot more down to earth than you’d imagine
I get really pissed off with clichés and people having no shame as they do the stupid camera pose pretending to hold up the tower- so many people are doing it- really annoys me
Met locals- they HATE the tower and find it the most boring and depressing thing in the world
Sometimes it’s ok to sit down for a meal- Steak at a nice restaurant to finish off the holiday, and got undercharged I think
Didn't manage to try a carbonara, but maybe it's for the best- never meet your idols etc...
Out to look round at night- it’s full of students just hanging around in the town square (not drinking?)
I did well to be in a big city as a student as it would be quite boring in a small town like this. I’ve been lucky with some of my unconscious decisions taken in my life so far
But as a tourist you are naturally led to the only place worth seeing which is back to the tower
A terrorist could so easily bring down this iconic structure by planting explosives as there is no security presence at all
In general, don’t take reliable mates for granted as acquaintances let you down so often
Relief to have a comfortable room at last with A/C, balcony and trouser press (hotels are better than guest houses)
On holidays I always have a better time in hindsight than I do at the time
Italy - Il bel paese!
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