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Posted by jonny brand at 22:13

Gervinho's hairline. Discuss......

We can't carry on life much longer without addressing the mystery that is Gervinho's head. A very talented footballer with a very ...
Epic and Awesome rock Moochfest

Of the 25 or so nine and ten year olds who witnessed tonights set from DJ Epic and MC Awesome there will be thousands claiming in ten year...
Crossing your own red line is absolutely fine

So here we go..... we know what's coming because we've seen it all before. Last time it was Bush and Blair and this time it's O...
Where's Jonny?

Obviously if you read the post on how to get noticed then you will have found it extremely funny even if you only bothered to read half way...
the bells, the bells

The first marks are on the canvas for the next in my series of portraits. Although I have a policy of not revealing my work until I'm h...
Chug Off !!!

Chugger. noun. Invasive, synthetically happy student that hassles people in town centres trying to guilt trip a signature onto a direct de...
poor horsey?

All this nonsense about the horse meat scandal..... you're better off veggie. It's okay to kill and eat a cow but not a lovely hors...
Let's Dance
DJ BOMBER

DJ BOMBER..... who is he??? (or she) All we know is that he (or she) has a fine history of compiling and mixing some of the ...
121 albums

100 wasn't enough, so my favourite 121 albums of all time! :-)

jonny brand: I am lazy, I realise I can often be annoying, I paint things sometimes, I'm faddy, I find it difficult to leave a party unless I'm the last one there, I eat fruit, I eat vegetables, I don't eat meat, I hate war, I believe the US, UK, NATO and Israel are the world's terrorists- they create all the wars, I eat a lot of avocados, I have a pretty decent vinyl record collection, I need to buy more vinyl, I'm cynical about most things, It's very unlikely I'll die of old age, I like alternative holidays, don't eat processed food, never go to mcdonalds, don't watch too much tv, be skeptical of what the media tells you, I usually have messy hair, I'm quite good at photography I suppose, one of my nicknames is The Bomber, the Mrs does triathlon, my brother lives in Malta, 9/11 was an inside job, down with the monarchy, I've got size 12 feet,

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