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Posted by jonny brand at 21:27

Prince Harry is a murderer

prince harry's true domain Prince Harry seems to have been welcomed home as a hero from his recent holiday in Afghanistan. He retur...
Epic and Awesome rock Moochfest

Of the 25 or so nine and ten year olds who witnessed tonights set from DJ Epic and MC Awesome there will be thousands claiming in ten year...
poor horsey?

All this nonsense about the horse meat scandal..... you're better off veggie. It's okay to kill and eat a cow but not a lovely hors...
Gervinho's hairline. Discuss......

We can't carry on life much longer without addressing the mystery that is Gervinho's head. A very talented footballer with a very ...
Chug Off !!!

Chugger. noun. Invasive, synthetically happy student that hassles people in town centres trying to guilt trip a signature onto a direct de...
121 albums

100 wasn't enough, so my favourite 121 albums of all time! :-)
Techno House Rave Stomper

The long awaited DJ BOMBER album is finally here and jonny's brain has a world exclusive preview for you right here. The first two t...
An open letter to Edward Timpson MP

An open letter to Edward Timpson Conservative MP of Crewe and Nantwich: Dear Edward, Thank you for taking the time to write to me per...
time to go vegan?

I have been vegetarian now for 5 years which is long enough to have become adept at rebuffing the salad muncher jibes and accustomed to the ...
Macc

jonny brand: I am lazy, I realise I can often be annoying, I paint things sometimes, I'm faddy, I find it difficult to leave a party unless I'm the last one there, I eat fruit, I eat vegetables, I don't eat meat, I hate war, I believe the US, UK, NATO and Israel are the world's terrorists- they create all the wars, I eat a lot of avocados, I have a pretty decent vinyl record collection, I need to buy more vinyl, I'm cynical about most things, It's very unlikely I'll die of old age, I like alternative holidays, don't eat processed food, never go to mcdonalds, don't watch too much tv, be skeptical of what the media tells you, I usually have messy hair, I'm quite good at photography I suppose, one of my nicknames is The Bomber, the Mrs does triathlon, my brother lives in Malta, 9/11 was an inside job, down with the monarchy, I've got size 12 feet,

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