Sunday, 23 September 2012

Gervinho's hairline. Discuss......

We can't carry on life much longer without addressing the mystery that is Gervinho's head.  A very talented footballer with a very strange head, a head that amazingly never seems to draw comment from the sky sports commentry, a head that astoundingly MOTD have never thought to do a feature on called 'the highest hairline in football'.  Its an incredible and intriguing sight every time you clap eyes on that enormously expansive forehead and look to the distant horizon on his head to see where his hair is.  Its like a big black shiny bowling ball with a dolls wig plonked on the top.
If anyone out there can help better my understanding on this matter please do share your wisdom.....

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6 comments:

ste said...

we need answers!

Gaz said...

I've been pullin my hair out thinking about this, can we get to the root of the issue?

sprinch said...

weave got to cut through all the rumours and trim it down to the facts. plats all there is to it

Gaz said...

Wig got to sort this out, comb on sprinch

sprinch said...

I've heard gervinho's barber charges £200, I think that's a lot toupee!

Gaz said...

He's a big fan of holidays in this country, I hear. Yeah, he loves going to Centre Parts.