J.GEEK

So you've been drinking Jonny's Golden Immortality Potion (J.GIMP) and by now you must be feeling great.  You're reading this so presumably you're still alive which also means it's working! I hope you are enjoying eternal life because now I am going to share a magical recipe inspired by J.GIMP which will enable you to live even longer still!!!  think of all the amazing things you'll now have time to do!

I now present to you

Jonny's Golden Eternal Existence Kurry (J.GEEK)

 

Ingredients;

300ml or so of J.GIMP

Firm Organic Tofu

Red Pepper

Green Pepper

Pak Choi

Coriander (fresh if poss, dried if not)

red chilli chopped

ginger root thinly sliced

cornflour

cayenne pepper

sea salt

black pepper

Thick rice noodles

When cooking J.GEEK be sure not to cook on a high heat and do not fry anything, this will destroy the vitamins, minerals and enzymes and your life expectancy will become finite.

instructions;

1. heat your ready prepared J.GIMP on a low to medium heat and add desert spoon of cornflour.
2. stir about with fork and when it thickens add water or cornflour depended how thick or how much sauce you want.
3. chuck all the ingredients in and cook on ono more than medium heat for 10 mins.  Do not overcook ingredients should still look fresh, colourful and have crunch.
4. the J.GIMP already had black pepper and cayenne pepper but throw some more in to spice things up a bit
5. Meanwhile sort your rice noodles out
6. slap it on a plate and eat it washed down with a glass of J.GIMP
7. feel good. feel young. feel healthy.
8. live forever

Here's another article on tumeric http://higherperspective.com/2014/06/science-confirms-turmeric-effective-14-drugs.html

Golden Immortality Potion

I've always said that I'm going to live forever and nobody ever believes me, but so far I've proved everyone wrong and now you can too with this special gift I'm about to share with you for FREE..... 

Jonny's Golden Immortality Potion. 

Drink this twice a week and I promise you will live forever in good health, if you don't then let me know and I'll give you a full refund.

You'll need a juicer.

Here's the ingredients;

Ginger root

Tumeric root (try asian shops and chinese supermarkets)

Lemon

Carrot

Green apple

juice this lot and then season the juice with

black pepper, cayenne pepper, sea salt and a big dollop of honey.  This is not just for taste, see below for the many complimentary nutritional benefits.

pour into a glass and top up with young coconut water

give it a stir and eternal life awaits you.....

The most magical ingredient in Jonny's Golden Immortality Potion is tumeric which contains curcumin, the polyphenol identified as its primary active component and which exhibits over 150 potentially therapeutic activities, which include antioxidant, anti-inflammatory and anti-cancer properties.  Turmeric is also a natural liver detoxifier and a kidney cleanser, and it speeds metabolism and aids in weight management. Plus it heals and alleviates conditions of depression, psoriasis, damaged skin, arthritis and it prevents metastases from occurring in many different forms of cancer.  Tumeric will boost immunity, promote digestive health, improve memory and brain function and regulate high blood pressure.  It does what no pharmaceutical drug can do.

• Adding black pepper to turmeric significantly enhances curcumin’s bioavailability due to Piperine, the main alkaloid from black pepper which has been shown to substantially increase absorption of nutrients in foods.  The health benefits of black pepper include relief from respiratory disorders, coughs, the common cold, constipation, indigestion, anemia, impotency, muscular strains, dental disease, pyorrhea, diarrhea, and heart disease