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Epic and Awesome rock Moochfest

Of the 25 or so nine and ten year olds who witnessed tonights set from DJ Epic and MC Awesome there will be thousands claiming in ten year...
Gervinho's hairline. Discuss......

We can't carry on life much longer without addressing the mystery that is Gervinho's head. A very talented footballer with a very ...
humanitarian missile.....
"the ugly house is s**t"

On the way back from conquering Mount Snowdon yesterday we passed through Betws y Coed, a really very nice Welsh town/village which I recall...
Chug Off !!!

Chugger. noun. Invasive, synthetically happy student that hassles people in town centres trying to guilt trip a signature onto a direct de...
Invincible?

After yesterday's near death experience I carried on to work and convinced myself I was fine, I worked a busy day without thinking about...
The Doors of Perception

My latest creation. Whilst out and about accepting the bemused looks of passers by I've been snapping these photos to carefully ...
No point in voting?

Although I couldn't stomach it all, having watched a little bit of the political leaders debate on TV last week it was clear that the o...
The Modern Masters

Here are two works of art, one of them created by Pablo Picasso, the other by Ethan Newell. 'The Bird Cage' by Picasso, oil on ca...
An open letter to Edward Timpson MP

An open letter to Edward Timpson Conservative MP of Crewe and Nantwich: Dear Edward, Thank you for taking the time to write to me per...

jonny brand: I am lazy, I realise I can often be annoying, I paint things sometimes, I'm faddy, I find it difficult to leave a party unless I'm the last one there, I eat fruit, I eat vegetables, I don't eat meat, I hate war, I believe the US, UK, NATO and Israel are the world's terrorists- they create all the wars, I eat a lot of avocados, I have a pretty decent vinyl record collection, I need to buy more vinyl, I'm cynical about most things, It's very unlikely I'll die of old age, I like alternative holidays, don't eat processed food, never go to mcdonalds, don't watch too much tv, be skeptical of what the media tells you, I usually have messy hair, I'm quite good at photography I suppose, one of my nicknames is The Bomber, the Mrs does triathlon, my brother lives in Malta, 9/11 was an inside job, down with the monarchy, I've got size 12 feet,

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