A night down the pub with the the lads was suggested a couple of weeks ago but come Saturday there was a measly turnout of just two, so myself and Matt The Mule Newell decided that this was simply not good enough and set about badgering a few of the others into submission. We wore Jay down with a simple but steady stream of text messages but had to take tougher action with Scott, with no response from a barrage of texts and phone calls we had to start getting abusive, we knew he was in hiding from us when we checked xbox live and oh look! there he was "skrotter- online". Knowing he was at home but ignoring us a bit more abuse was sent before we had no option but to pay him a visit and drag his lazy arse to the pub. You can run but you can't hide forever. That's what friends are for right? making you do things that you don't want to!
Beer, crisps, peanuts, beer and banter. You enjoyed yourselves in the end, don't say you didn't you bunch of ****s.