However, having just seen the result of Black Friday arriving in the UK from the USA, I feel justified in looking down my nose with an air of superiority at our moronic zombie nation wrestling strangers in supermarkets for a half price televisions that they don't even need, they don't need one but IT'S HALF PRICE and I saw it first bitch! give it to me, IT'S MINE!
I was going to describe the hordes of Black Friday shoppers as animals but decided that this would be a huge insult to the entire animal kingdom, most of whom manage to resist superficial desires to own a brand new dyson vacuum despite Tesco emailing to say there's a whopping 60% off today!
|yeah mum, new phone, got in the sale, rrridit|
|Asda at 4am to get this ipad, it was fuckin mental in there|
|should've got that dyson, this ain't pickin up, wonder if there's any left.....|